Tom Tucker

"Gratitude goes to the mirror for showing me this beautiful face."

"Creativity is my strong suit, right after my actual strong suit."

"Justice is served best when I'm the one serving it on air."

"Kindness is overrated when you can be charming instead."

"My strength comes from within—and my personal trainer."

"Peace would be easier if everyone just listened to me."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as my profile."

"Technology helps me broadcast my magnificence worldwide."

"History will remember Tom Tucker as the greatest anchor ever."

"Philosophy asks the question: what is life? I ask: how do I look?"

"Literature can't describe how fabulous I am."

"Politics is simple: vote for whatever helps my career."

"War is terrible, unless I'm covering it—then it's great ratings."

"Inspiration comes from looking in the mirror."

"Relationships work best when the other person agrees with you."

"Solitude is nice, but not as nice as an audience."

"Hope is believing tomorrow's ratings will be higher."

"Courage is doing what's right, but looking good doing it."

"Wisdom comes with age, but I look like I'll stay young forever."

"Family is important, but so is my career."

"Happiness is hearing: 'Tom, you looked great on air today.'"

"I've learned that life's about making an entrance."

"The secret to success? Being me."

"Breaking news just in: I'm still incredible."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and look fabulous doing it."

"Love makes the world go round, but so does my morning routine."

"Wisdom is knowing when to let others speak—never."

"Happiness is my permanent facial expression."

"The path to success is paved with good hair."

"A true friend is someone who agrees I'm fabulous."