30 Rock

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but I'm on a diet."

"I know what I want and I'm going to get it."

"Success is my only option, failure's not."

"I'm very busy. I have a lunch at two."

"Sometimes you have to create your own happiness."

"I've been with a lot of men. I'm not proud of it."

"The universe is telling me something."

"I don't care what anyone thinks. I never have."

"You have no idea how hard it is being a woman in comedy."

"I have been in show business for fifteen years and I have never been more in love."

"This is just a crazy idea, but what if we are the beauty standard?"

"I'm on my way. I'm excited. I hope it's a good surprise."

"Shut it down. Shut. It. Down."

"I want to go to there."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

"I'm grateful for every moment that doesn't go completely wrong."

"Philosophy is just life with a think-tank budget."

"History teaches us that we never learn from history."

"Technology is changing us faster than we can understand."

"Imagination is the only limit to what you can become."

"Adventure is anywhere if you're brave enough to look for it."

"Health is the one thing you can't get back once it's gone."

"Money is important, but it's not everything."

"Power is overrated when you're just trying to survive."

"Fear is just a feeling; it doesn't have to control you."

"Strength isn't about physical power; it's about mental resilience."

"Kindness is free, but it's often the most expensive thing to give."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, but I'm working on it."

"Justice is blind, but I'm not, and I see you being unfair."