Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Good music makes bad situations better."

"Science explains everything eventually."

"Good art makes you uncomfortable sometimes."

"Nature's indifferent to your problems."

"Inner peace is just you not yelling at yourself."

"Freedom is the right to make your own mistakes."

"Tell the truth, it's usually easier anyway."

"Time is precious, so don't waste it on stupid stuff."

"What you know isn't as important as who you know."

"School teaches you things you'll never use."

"Change happens whether you want it to or not."

"Take courage in the little victories."

"Hope springs eternal, even for losers like me."

"Family sticks with you no matter how bad you mess up."

"Friends are the family you choose, unfortunately."

"You can't buy success, you gotta earn it somehow."

"Happiness is a full belly and good company."

"Wisdom is knowing when to shut your mouth."

"Love is complicated, but meat is simple."

"Life is what you make it, so make it good."

"Sometimes solitude is the best company you can have."

"Relationships are hard work, which is why I avoid them."

"Inspiration comes from the weirdest places sometimes."

"You gotta stay motivated, even when things are rough."

"War sucks, peace is better, but action is best."

"Politics is a dirty game, but someone's gotta play it."

"Books are boring unless they're about money or food."

"Philosophy is just thinking about stuff really hard."

"History repeats itself, especially my mistakes."

"Technology is cool until it messes something up."