Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"You gotta have courage to do the things I do on a daily basis."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Change is just another word for things getting worse."

"I've learned that the best dreams are the ones where free stuff happens."

"Love is when someone puts up with your nonsense."

"Work smarter, not harder. Or don't work at all."

"The truth is, I don't really know what I'm doing half the time."

"Sometimes you gotta fake it till you make it, baby."

"A man's gotta eat. That's just science."

"Friendship is about being there for your boys, no matter what."

"I'm the leader here, and leaders make the tough calls."

"You can't just give up on life because things get weird."

"Look, all I'm saying is that money makes the world go 'round, and I need more of it."

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. There's a difference."

"Sometimes alone time is just when you can finally be yourself without judgment."

"In any relationship, make sure you're the one benefiting the most."

"Inspiration strikes like lightning - random and usually destructive."

"To succeed, you gotta want it more than the next guy. Or just want it more loudly."

"War is just peace with explosions."

"In politics, the best liar wins, and I'm very good at this."

"Books are great if you're into that sort of thing. I'm not."

"Philosophy is thinking about things that don't matter."

"History teaches us nothing because nobody learns anything."

"Technology is amazing when it does what it's supposed to do."

"Use your imagination to picture me being successful and rich."

"Adventure waits for no one, but I'll probably miss it anyway."

"Health is important, but not as important as TV dinners."

"The best things in life aren't free - they cost money, usually mine from you."

"Power is knowing that people think you have power."

"Fear is just an excuse to not do the thing you didn't want to do anyway."