Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Justice is when stuff goes your way."

"Creativity is just doing stuff differently and hoping it works."

"You gotta be grateful for what you got, even if it's not much."

"The only way to succeed is to never give up, unless you get tired."

"Nobody wants to talk about death, so let's just ignore it."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Humor is the best way to get out of trouble."

"Dreams are what you think about when you should be doing something else."

"Work is what you do when you have to, play is what you do instead."

"A real leader doesn't follow the rules, he bends them."

"Faith is believing in stuff without any proof, which is basically my whole life strategy."

"Music's great because you don't have to think about it."

"Science is just a bunch of smart people making things complicated."

"Art is whatever you think is art, like a pile of stuff I found."

"Nature's cool and all, but I prefer indoor activities."

"Peace is just what you call it when nothing's going wrong."

"Freedom means doing whatever you want, whenever you want, as long as nobody stops you."

"The most important thing is to stay true to yourself, even if yourself is a total mess."

"Education is important, but so is knowing when to quit school."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well go with it."

"Real courage is standing up for what you believe in, like getting that last slice of pizza."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy stuff that makes you happy."

"Love is whatever makes you feel good, usually involving food."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"The key to success is not working too hard at it."

"Friendship is like a burrito - it's messy, but you keep coming back for more."

"You gotta dream big, even if your dreams are totally unrealistic."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure makes life easier when you got it."

"I'm the leader, so whatever I say goes, and what I say is we're getting a new kitchen."

"You don't need to be like anybody else."