Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Technology rocks until you have to update it."

"Imagination makes life way more interesting."

"Adventure beats sitting around any day of the week."

"Health is wealth, or so I've heard."

"Money isn't everything, but it's something."

"Power is getting other people to do your work."

"Fear is just respect for something that can hurt you."

"Strength comes from determination and snacks."

"Kindness matters, but so does looking out for yourself."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Justice should always be on your side."

"Creativity is just messing around until something works."

"Gratitude is nice when people do stuff for you."

"Perseverance is what happens when you're too stubborn to quit."

"Death isn't something I like to think about, so I don't."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way to the bone."

"Humor gets you through anything, even the worst situations."

"Dreams are just wishes with potential."

"Work is a four-letter word, and I hate it."

"Leadership means everyone else does what you want."

"Faith helps when logic fails you."

"Music is the best background for everything."

"Science is the reason we have cool stuff."

"Art is anything that makes you feel something."

"Nature's great, but bring snacks."

"Peace is underrated, especially when there's so much drama going on."

"Freedom to do whatever is the best freedom there is."

"Truth is just what you can convince people to believe."

"Time moves too slow when you're bored and too fast when you're having fun."

"Knowledge is power, but also sometimes just useless facts."