Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Music is fine as long as it's not too loud or too annoying, so basically shut up."

"Science would be great if scientists would just listen to me more often."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something, which is why most art is a waste of time."

"Nature is nice to look at from a distance, preferably through a window."

"Peace is what you get when everyone finally stops bothering you."

"Freedom means nothing if you're still responsible for your own meals."

"The truth is that most people can't handle the truth, especially when it's about them."

"Time is just a human construct we use to measure how long things take to disappoint us."

"The problem with knowledge is that once you have it, you can't unknow how dumb everyone else is."

"Education would mean more if it actually taught you useful stuff instead of nonsense."

"Change is inevitable, which is why I never change anything about myself."

"It takes real courage to admit you're smarter than everyone around you."

"Hope is what keeps stupid people going until they realize it's pointless."

"Family is what you're stuck with when no one else will tolerate you."

"I've learned that friendship is just another word for obligations you didn't ask for."

"The key to happiness is low expectations and high standards for everyone else."

"Love is just a chemical reaction in your brain, which is why I avoid it."

"You can't trust nobody these days, especially not yourself."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your genius."

"Success ain't about having money, it's about having enough money to not care about money."

"I'm not a nerd, I'm just a guy who knows a lot of stuff about things you don't understand."

"Solitude sounds nice until you've been alone too long."

"Relationships are complicated but worth it."

"Inspiration is when a good idea hits you suddenly."

"Motivation comes from wanting something badly enough."

"War sucks, and peace is better."

"Politics is a mess best avoided entirely."

"Literature is books, and books are long."

"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking."

"History repeats because people never learn."