Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"Most musicians are just making noise and calling it art."

"Scientists keep proving what I already knew through experience and stubbornness."

"Art is the best way to waste time while feeling productive."

"I appreciate nature from inside a building with air conditioning."

"Peace on earth is less likely than me winning the lottery."

"Freedom is just another word for running out of money to stay trapped."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll get you arrested."

"Time flies when you're not paying attention, which is why I'm always late."

"I contain multitudes, and they're all angry with each other."

"School teaches you everything except what you actually need to know."

"The only constant in life is my refusal to adapt to it."

"Taking risks is easier when you've already lost everything that mattered."

"I'm not being negative, I'm being realistic about inevitable disappointment."

"Family reunions prove that blood is thicker than good judgment."

"Friends are just enemies who haven't made their move yet."

"The secret to success is finding something worse and being grateful you're not that."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

"Tomorrow's problems are today's problems I chose to ignore."

"Common sense is called common because most people don't have it."

"I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my disappointment very loudly."

"The best defense is a good offense, or just not talking to people."

"Success requires talent, luck, and knowing the right people to blame when it fails."

"Love is temporary insanity with a legal contract attached."

"I've made mistakes, but learning from them would be one of them."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Destiny is just fate with a marketing department."

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd tell you what it should be."

"Most people are just walking bad decisions looking for a place to happen."

"The universe expands, but my tolerance for stupidity only shrinks."

"I don't need your approval, but I'll take it since you're offering."