Archer

"Patience is a virtue I've never been accused of possessing."

"Justice is served cold - or occasionally with a martini."

"Creativity is rebellion against the ordinary."

"Gratitude changes your perspective on everything."

"Perseverance is just being too stubborn to quit."

"Death is certain, taxes are just inconvenient."

"Beauty is in the eye of the person who's paying."

"I'm hilarious, and I'm serious about my jokes."

"Dreams are just thoughts with ambition."

"Work is what you do for money, passion is what you do for free."

"Leadership is taking responsibility when things go wrong."

"Faith is believing in something you can't prove."

"Music is the mathematics of emotion."

"Science explains how, but not why."

"Art is expressing what words cannot."

"Nature is beautiful and utterly indifferent to your existence."

"Peace is boring, but it beats the alternative."

"Freedom is the ability to choose your own path."

"Truth has a way of catching up with you."

"Education is wasted on people who don't want to learn."

"Change is inevitable, fighting it is futile."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear - it's doing it anyway."

"Hope dies last, but it does die."

"Family secrets have a way of coming back to haunt you."

"Friendship is being there even when you really don't want to be."

"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% not getting killed."

"Life is too short to waste on people who don't appreciate you."

"Love is the most dangerous drug there is."

"The best defense is knowing when to walk away."

"Silence is golden, but my commentary is platinum."