Archer

"I'm calling it. This is the worst day ever."

"You know what? Fine. Whatever."

"This is insane. I'm not doing this."

"Stop being a baby about it."

"I don't need a man to be happy. I need a job."

"Seriously? That's your big plan?"

"I've done worse things than this before breakfast."

"Just because I call you something doesn't mean I have feelings for you."

"I'm an excellent driver."

"This is why Mom drinks."

"Being a spy is what I do. It's who I am."

"I was going to get to it! Jeez!"

"Duh, heroin."

"I don't want to talk about my feelings in a stupid briefing."

"That's what she said. And it was awesome."

"Mother, I'm a trained secret agent. I can handle myself."

"I am a legitimate field agent conducting legitimate espionage."

"You're not my supervisor!"

"Phrasing!"

"I'm not a spy. Well, I mean, I am a spy, but I'm not some cold-blooded assassin."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"Life teaches you if you're willing to learn."

"I'm not perfect, but I'm authentic."

"Sometimes you need time alone to figure out who you are."

"Relationships are mirrors; they show you who you really are."

"Sometimes the most inspiring thing is just not giving up."

"You are capable of more than you realize."

"Peace is worth fighting for."

"Standing up for your beliefs is never wasted effort."

"Read everything; you never know what will change your life."