Archer
Quotes from Archer
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"I've made worse decisions before breakfast."Sterling Archer Humor
"Memory's a funny thing - it changes based on what we need it to be."Sterling Archer Truth
"Sometimes doing the right thing means making the hard choice."Sterling Archer Courage
"You think that's what I want? For you to just... listen? No, I want you to actually hear me."Sterling Archer Relationships
"Danger zone!"Sterling Archer Adventure
"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?"Sterling Archer Humor
"The most important thing is to have a plan. Or a drink. Preferably both."Sterling Archer Work
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."Sterling Archer Wisdom
"Live to fight another day - that's what separates us from animals."Sterling Archer
"You know, if you keep doing things the same way, you're going to keep getting the same results."Sterling Archer Change
"That's what she said."Sterling Archer Humor
"Phrasing! Are we still doing phrasing?"Sterling Archer Humor
"I'm not about to explain the virtues of shellfishing to someone who clearly has no appreciation for the finer things in life."Sterling Archer Art
"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."Sterling Archer Humor
"You know I'm right."Lana Kane Truth
"I'm going to pretend that didn't happen."Lana Kane Humor
"That's not fair."Lana Kane Justice
"I'm handling it."Lana Kane
"Can you please just be honest?"Lana Kane Truth
"I'm not asking for much."Lana Kane
"This is what I get for trying."Lana Kane
"You're lucky I'm patient."Lana Kane Kindness
"I'm better than this situation."Lana Kane
"That's the last straw."Lana Kane
"I had a choice, and I chose this."Lana Kane
"Why does nobody ever believe me?"Lana Kane
"I'm not the problem here."Lana Kane Truth
"You never think things through."Lana Kane Wisdom
"Whatever. I'm over it."Lana Kane
"I deserve an apology."Lana Kane Justice