Archer

"I've made worse decisions before breakfast."

"Memory's a funny thing - it changes based on what we need it to be."

"Sometimes doing the right thing means making the hard choice."

"You think that's what I want? For you to just... listen? No, I want you to actually hear me."

"Danger zone!"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?"

"The most important thing is to have a plan. Or a drink. Preferably both."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"Live to fight another day - that's what separates us from animals."

"You know, if you keep doing things the same way, you're going to keep getting the same results."

"That's what she said."

"Phrasing! Are we still doing phrasing?"

"I'm not about to explain the virtues of shellfishing to someone who clearly has no appreciation for the finer things in life."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"You know I'm right."

"I'm going to pretend that didn't happen."

"That's not fair."

"I'm handling it."

"Can you please just be honest?"

"I'm not asking for much."

"This is what I get for trying."

"You're lucky I'm patient."

"I'm better than this situation."

"That's the last straw."

"I had a choice, and I chose this."

"Why does nobody ever believe me?"

"I'm not the problem here."

"You never think things through."

"Whatever. I'm over it."

"I deserve an apology."