Archer

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Quotes from Archer

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"I keep specimens organized by their consciousness level."
Dr. Krieger
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"The pursuit of knowledge is the only worthwhile pursuit."
Dr. Krieger Education
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"I've created things that would make God nervous."
Dr. Krieger Creativity
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"If you're not in the lab on Saturday, you're behind."
Dr. Krieger Work
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"I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested."
Dr. Krieger Wisdom
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"Imagination without science is just fantasy."
Dr. Krieger Imagination
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"My legacy will be written in genetic code."
Dr. Krieger Dreams
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"I've surpassed every ethical guideline ever established."
Dr. Krieger Humor
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"A day without scientific breakthrough is a wasted day."
Dr. Krieger Time
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"I don't believe in luck. I believe in controlled variables."
Dr. Krieger Wisdom
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"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about intelligence."
Dr. Krieger Strength
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"I fear nothing except running out of funding."
Dr. Krieger Fear
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"My résumé includes 'mad scientist' under special skills."
Dr. Krieger Success
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"Love is just oxytocin and dopamine doing their thing."
Dr. Krieger Love
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"I once created a sentient life form. It complained about the fluorescent lighting."
Dr. Krieger Creativity
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"The human body is just a biological machine waiting to be upgraded."
Dr. Krieger Science
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"I've been cloning animals since before it was fashionable."
Dr. Krieger Humor
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"Freedom means the freedom to research without restrictions."
Dr. Krieger Freedom
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"Truth is whatever the data supports."
Dr. Krieger Truth
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"Happiness is discovering something no one else has discovered."
Dr. Krieger Happiness
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"Hope is for people without a plan."
Dr. Krieger Hope
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"Change is inevitable when you're constantly experimenting."
Dr. Krieger Change
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"Courage is just confidence based on scientific evidence."
Dr. Krieger Courage
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"Work-life balance? I sleep three hours a week."
Dr. Krieger Work
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"Leadership means everyone else does what I say in the lab."
Dr. Krieger Leadership
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"War teaches us about human limits. Science transcends them."
Dr. Krieger War
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"Peace is boring. Conflict drives innovation."
Dr. Krieger Peace
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"Justice is determined by whoever has the better laboratory."
Dr. Krieger Justice
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"Kindness is inefficient."
Dr. Krieger Kindness
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"I'm grateful for every mistake I've made. They were all valuable data."
Dr. Krieger Gratitude