Bob's Burgers

"I don't understand technology, but I respect it."

"Your imagination is the only limit you have."

"Adventure is out there, and I'm going to find it."

"Health is important, but so is enjoying a good burger."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but burgers come close."

"Fear is just another emotion to write about."

"I have the strength to face whatever comes my way."

"Being kind is more important than being cool."

"I think about things a lot. Maybe too much."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on developing."

"I'm going to write a song about my feelings, and it's going to be beautiful."

"The worst thing you can do is pretend to be someone you're not."

"I don't understand why people don't like horses as much as I do."

"Sometimes you have to embrace your weirdness to find your people."

"Family is messy and complicated, but it's still family."

"I'm going to be a successful writer. I can feel it in my bones."

"Dad, you're like a warrior. But for burgers."

"I believe in destiny, kind of. Or at least really strong coincidences."

"You can't just give up on someone because things get weird."

"I'm awkward, but in a good way, I think."

"Life is hard, and then you die, so you might as well enjoy the ride."

"I'm very intuitive. I know things."

"The key to a good friendship is being able to sit in silence together."

"I don't want to go to school. I want to stay home and practice my groaning."

"Sometimes you just need to grunt and push through things, you know?"

"I'm going to write erotic friend fiction about literally everyone I know."

"Ugh, I have a crush on Jimmy Pesto's son even though my dad hates Jimmy Pesto, which makes everything infinitely more complicated."

"I'm no dummy. Well, I mean, I'm not a super genius, but I'm smart in my own way."

"Gratitude makes you richer than money."

"I don't regret my decisions, even the bad ones."