Bob's Burgers

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well embrace it."

"I'm not the villain in my story; I'm the hero."

"Life is short, so make it interesting."

"Good friends tell you the truth, even when it hurts."

"I'm creative because I have to be to survive."

"Fear is just something you have to push through."

"I believe in second chances, third chances, maybe even fourth."

"The best revenge is being successful."

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy."

"I'm going to be famous someday."

"Loyalty is everything to me."

"Family drives you crazy, but you'd do anything for them."

"I make my own luck."

"The universe is weird and wonderful."

"I'm not bad, I'm just misunderstood."

"Sometimes you need to be alone to recharge."

"Relationships require effort, especially with weird family members."

"Inspiration comes from the weirdest places."

"War is bad, but winning is good."

"Politics is boring, unless I'm running for something."

"Literature is good, but only if it's interesting."

"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking."

"History is full of cool stories and people doing cool things."

"Technology is useful when it helps me accomplish my goals."

"Imagination is the best thing about being alive."

"Work hard and maybe you'll get what you want."

"I have faith in myself and my abilities."

"Music is the soundtrack to my schemes."

"Nature is cool, I guess, but I prefer indoors."