Bob's Burgers

"You know what? I'm going to start a detective agency. Louise's Legitimate Business Investigations."

"I have a buttload of dreams and they're all business-related."

"Uuuuuh, this is my life now."

"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Wait, wrong show."

"The only failure I recognize is someone else's success."

"My restaurant's success is my autobiography written in profit."

"Compromise is for people without conviction—I have plenty of conviction."

"If you're not obsessing over being the best, you're not doing it right."

"Every day I wake up is a day I'm winning against the world."

"False modesty is still false—I prefer the truth about my greatness."

"My competitive spirit keeps me sharp—sharper than anyone else."

"The restaurant business isn't for the weak—it's for people like me."

"Success breeds success, and I'm proof of that."

"I've never met my equal, and I don't plan to."

"Legacy isn't built on humility; it's built on dominance."

"Character is what people see when they're not looking—I'm always looking."

"Ambition without action is just dreaming—I act."

"The best investment you can make is betting on yourself—like I did."

"My name is synonymous with quality—and superiority."

"Tradition is fine, but innovation is my way to stay ahead."

"The difference between me and Bob? Everything."

"I don't believe in second chances—why would I when I nail it every time?"

"Respect isn't asked for; it's demanded by excellence."

"Every setback is just me taking a different path to the top."

"My success story is my greatest work of fiction—except it's all true."

"Humility is for people with something to be humble about."

"Risk? I don't take risks; I make calculated moves toward greatness."

"Loyalty is earned by showing you're the best—which I do daily."

"The pursuit of perfection never ends—and I'm the closest anyone's gotten."

"Innovation is just doing what I already do, better than anyone else."