Bob's Burgers

"A handshake means nothing; a contract means everything."

"Education matters, but natural talent matters more—and I have plenty."

"Style is something you're born with—lucky for me, I was."

"Competition makes me stronger, especially when I'm winning."

"My restaurant isn't just a business; it's my monument to myself."

"The only thing better than success is rubbing it in everyone's face."

"You want wisdom? Here it is: I'm always right."

"Perseverance means never giving up on being number one."

"Death is something that happens to ordinary people, not me."

"Gratitude is what losers feel—I feel satisfied."

"I don't follow trends; I set them, then watch everyone copy me."

"Excellence isn't an act, it's a habit—my habit."

"The customer is always right, unless I disagree with them."

"Never show weakness; show your wallet instead."

"Bob doesn't have what it takes—I've got the edge."

"Solitude gives me time to think about how great I am."

"Relationships are transactional—they're only good if they benefit me."

"Inspiration? I inspire myself every time I look in the mirror."

"Motivation comes from wanting to be the best—and I always am."

"War between restaurants? I'm always ready for battle."

"Politics is about power, and I understand power better than most."

"Literature is fine, but let my restaurant's reputation speak for itself."

"Philosophy? I have one: win at any cost."

"History will remember me as the greatest restaurateur of my time."

"Technology is just another tool to prove I'm better than the competition."

"Imagination is nice, but execution is what separates winners from losers."

"Adventure is for people without ambition—I stay focused."

"Health is important—you have to look good to run an empire."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a better restaurant than Bob's."

"Power comes from owning the best restaurant in town."