Bob's Burgers

"Fear? I don't know the meaning of the word."

"Strength isn't just physical—it's knowing you're better than everyone."

"Kindness is a weakness I simply don't have."

"Justice is when people recognize my superiority."

"Creativity is knowing how to do something better than everyone else."

"Every restaurant needs a touch of class—and that's why I'm here."

"Humor is just what people use when they're not successful enough to be serious."

"My dreams are bigger than this town, and I'm making them reality."

"Work hard, but make sure everyone knows how hard you work."

"A leader doesn't ask for permission; he takes what he wants."

"Faith in yourself—that's all you need. I have plenty of both."

"Music in my restaurant? Only if it's as good as my food."

"Science and cooking are the same thing—precision and superiority."

"Real beauty is a perfectly plated dish and a packed dining room."

"Nature? That's what's outside my restaurant—I stay inside where it matters."

"Peace is boring—give me competition any day."

"Freedom means doing whatever I want, whenever I want."

"The truth is, I'm better than everyone else, and they know it."

"Time is money, and I don't waste either one."

"Knowledge is power, but connections are everything."

"A real man stands up for what he believes in, even if it's just his own ego."

"Patience is a virtue for people without my kind of talent."

"Change is for people who can't adapt—I'm already perfect."

"I've got style, I've got class, and I've got a better restaurant than Bob."

"The only way to get ahead is to step on those below you."

"Friendship is overrated when you've got ambition."

"You want to know the secret to happiness? Control everything around you."

"Money talks, and mine says I'm winning."

"I didn't build this empire by being nice; I built it by being better."

"Love is like a good sauce—it takes time, patience, and the right ingredients."