Bob's Burgers

"I find peace in knowing I'm better than everyone else."

"Persistence pays off, usually."

"Love is complicated, but family is complicated too, so I guess that's just life."

"I'm hopeful about my future, mostly."

"Knowledge is power, especially when nobody else knows it."

"Everything changes, and you just have to roll with it."

"Health is important, but cheeseburgers are more important."

"Power corrupts, but having power is fun."

"Strength is knowing when to ask for help."

"I try to be kind, but I'm mostly just sarcastic."

"Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those who scheme."

"Fair is fair, and unfair should be punished."

"Creating chaos is an art form."

"I appreciate the little things, like when plans actually work out."

"Time is a resource, and I'm investing mine wisely."

"School is for learning, but life is for scheming."

"I'm not scared of anything, except maybe my parents."

"Being honest is boring, but sometimes necessary."

"I don't follow rules, I make them."

"My ears are not just for hearing, they're a statement."

"You can't put a price on adventure."

"I believe in myself, even when nobody else does."

"The key to success is being mysterious and slightly threatening."

"I'm going to make a million dollars and retire."

"Life's too short to not eat good food."

"Friends don't let friends wear uncool things."

"Being cool is 90% confidence and 10% having the right ears."

"I didn't think that through, but I'm committed now."

"Sometimes you have to take risks to get what you want."

"Dad jokes are the worst, but I love my dad anyway."