Bob's Burgers

"Death is inevitable, so you might as well live a good life before it happens."

"Health is important, but so is eating things that make you happy."

"Technology is cool, but it doesn't replace real human connection."

"Leadership is just doing what you think is right and hoping others follow."

"I'm inspired by my family every single day, even when they're driving me crazy."

"War is bad, and peace is good. It's not that complicated."

"I'm not interested in politics, but I am interested in doing the right thing."

"Literature gives us permission to feel things we're not supposed to feel."

"Philosophy is just fancy thinking about life, and I do plenty of both."

"I don't understand all the science stuff, but I understand what makes people happy."

"History teaches us that change is inevitable, so we might as well embrace it."

"Everyone deserves respect, even if they don't return it."

"I'm motivated by love, especially the love of a good burger."

"Solitude is nice, but community is better."

"Life is better when you're surrounded by people who get you."

"I believe in magic, mostly because I need to."

"Peace of mind comes from being true to yourself."

"I'm not a quitter. I'm a fighter. Sometimes I lose, but I always get back up."

"Strength isn't about being tough; it's about keeping going when things get hard."

"I've learned that patience is a virtue I don't possess, but I'm working on it."

"Being weird is just another way of saying you're unique."

"I trust my gut, literally and figuratively."

"You can't control what happens, but you can control how you respond."

"Pain is temporary, but a good burger is forever."

"I'm not waiting for permission to be myself."

"Sometimes the best things happen when you're not planning for them."

"I've made a lot of mistakes, but I've learned from every single one."

"Hard work doesn't guarantee success, but it sure doesn't hurt."

"Beauty is subjective, and that's what makes the world interesting."

"I'm not afraid of anything, except maybe spiders and failing my family."