Bob's Burgers

"Be kind to people, even when they don't deserve it. Especially then."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy burgers, which is basically the same thing."

"I believe in second chances, third chances, and infinite chances if needed."

"There's nothing wrong with being a little bit crazy. In fact, it's necessary."

"Kids grow up too fast. You gotta enjoy every weird moment with them."

"I'm a hot mess express, but at least I'm an honest hot mess."

"The best memories are made with the people you care about most."

"Love isn't about being perfect; it's about accepting each other's imperfections."

"Sometimes you just gotta dance it out, even if you look ridiculous doing it."

"I'm not smart about everything, but I'm smart about what matters."

"Even on your worst day, you can find something to be grateful for."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Wait, I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere."

"Being a mom is the hardest thing I've ever done, and it's worth every second."

"I'm like a phoenix rising from the ashes of my own bad decisions."

"Success isn't about money; it's about making the people you love happy."

"My family drives me insane, but I wouldn't trade them for anything."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"Food is love, and I prove it every day in that kitchen."

"I'm not always right, but I'm always confident, which is basically the same thing."

"Creativity comes from letting yourself be a little crazy."

"The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it anyway."

"Don't be afraid to dream big, even if your dreams are a little weird."

"I've learned that the best things in life are the people you love."

"Change is scary, but staying the same is scarier."

"Real friends stick with you, even when you're being completely ridiculous."

"Adventure is out there, and sometimes it's in your backyard."

"You gotta be yourself, unapologetically, even if people think you're weird."

"Music makes everything better. Even bad things sound good with the right song."

"I believe in living life to the fullest, even if it means embarrassing my kids."

"Bob, you're a good man. Even when you're being annoying."