Bob's Burgers

"I believe in the power of friendship and romantic destiny."

"Sometimes you just have to accept that life is weird and move forward."

"Butts are funny. Even I think that, and I'm a sophisticated woman."

"I'm going to be famous one day, and everyone will know my name."

"If I ever die, I want to be buried with my diary."

"I just want someone to love me for my mysterious ways."

"It's like the time I fell out of the boat and nobody noticed."

"Dear diary, I'm in love."

"I'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no man."

"Life is short. You have to embrace what makes you happy."

"That's my nightmare. Being the last person alive."

"I wonder what it's like to be wanted."

"I have ultrasound vision."

"Zombies don't eat people. They eat brains. That's what I read."

"I'm just a girl in love. A girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

"Ugh, I'm the saddest I've ever been at a fun fair."

"I'm no dummy. I'm a smart, talented, beautiful young woman."

"Solitude is when I finally get to sing without judgment, also I'm always judging myself."

"Relationships are basically controlled chaos with a soundtrack."

"Inspiration is everywhere if you're not paying attention."

"Motivation is what I feel before I do something completely illogical."

"War is terrible; peace is when everyone's vibing together."

"Politics would be better if it was just people singing at each other."

"Literature gave me unrealistic expectations about life, and I'm okay with that."

"Philosophy is just me trying to make sense of my own nonsense."

"History shows us that being weird has always been the best strategy."

"Technology is ruining our ability to have real connections, unlike singing to strangers."

"Imagination is basically my only job qualification."

"Adventure is just saying yes to things and hoping it works out."

"Health is important, but so is enjoying a good cheese burger."