Bob's Burgers

"Family is the people you can be completely unfiltered around and they still love you."

"Friends are the family you choose to embarrass yourself in front of."

"Success looks different for everyone, mine involves a lot of lip-syncing."

"Happiness is a combination of terrible decisions and good intentions."

"Love is when someone sees you at your worst and stays for the show anyway."

"I'm not saying I'm the best version of myself, but I'm the most entertaining."

"Solitude is when I sing really loud and nobody's around to judge."

"Relationships are hard, but worth it, but also hard, but also amazing."

"Inspiration comes from everywhere: the radio, my feelings, a really good sandwich."

"Motivation is just peer pressure from yourself."

"War is sad, dancing is happy, so everyone should just dance instead."

"Politics confuses me, so I just vote for the person who seems fun."

"Literature teaches you life lessons, but music makes you actually feel them."

"Philosophy is just overthinking what everyone already feels."

"History is just people making the same mistakes with better costumes."

"Technology is cool, but have you tried unplugging and dancing instead?"

"Imagination is the only thing separating me from being a complete disappointment."

"Adventure is leaving your comfort zone and immediately regretting it in the most fun way."

"Health is a journey, not a destination, but snacks are definitely the destination."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy wine, so basically it can."

"Power isn't about control, it's about who can carry the most plates."

"Fear is just excitement that hasn't learned the right dance moves yet."

"Strength is knowing when to ask for help and when to dance it out."

"Kindness is being nice to people even when they don't deserve it, which is everyone."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have, but I'm enthusiastically working on it."

"Justice is when everyone gets to order their own burger."

"Creativity is just channeling your inner weirdo and owning it."

"Gratitude is knowing you have someone to embarrass yourself in front of."

"Perseverance is what happens when you refuse to stop dancing."

"Death is just nature's way of saying the party's over."