Bob's Burgers

"Money is freedom, and I'm very free."

"I take what I want because I can."

"I philosophize only to justify my actions."

"History will remember me as the victor."

"Technology is how I out-innovate the weak."

"My imagination is darker than your reality."

"Adventure is just controlled chaos for profit."

"I've forgotten more about business than you'll ever know."

"Fear is just respect that hasn't been earned yet."

"I'm strongest when everyone thinks I'm weakest."

"Kindness is a liability I eliminate immediately."

"Patience is watching your enemy fail slowly."

"I've made death threats and slept like a baby."

"Humility is for the defeated."

"I would sacrifice anyone for my restaurant."

"My dreams are nightmares for my competitors."

"I inspire fear, not love. Fear is more useful."

"Time is the only thing I respect, because it makes everyone obsolete."

"I know all your secrets, and that's how I beat you."

"Education taught me how to manipulate the system better."

"Change is just evolution in my favor."

"I sleep well because I don't have a conscience."

"My greatest achievement is having no real friends."

"The world respects strength and punishes kindness."

"I've learned that love is just weakness waiting to destroy you."

"Every handshake is a potential throat to cut."

"I don't believe in luck - I believe in ruthlessness."

"Happiness comes from winning, and I win at everything."

"I built myself from nothing through cunning and cruelty."

"The only truth that matters is the one that makes me money."