Bob's Burgers

"Beauty is subjective, but I look good in every subjectivity."

"Humor is how I survive the fact that I'm basically a confused adult."

"Dreams are just reality with better music and worse consequences."

"Work hard, play harder, and always leave time for a mid-shift dance break."

"Leadership is about making people follow you, even when you have no idea where you're going."

"I have faith that things will work out, as long as there's a song playing."

"Music is my love language, my religion, and my excuse to be weird."

"Science says a lot of things, but it hasn't learned how to dance yet."

"Art is just therapy with better shoes and more attitude."

"Nature is beautiful, but so is a well-organized spice rack."

"Peace is finding the right song and dancing until nobody can judge you."

"Freedom tastes like hamburger grease and opportunity."

"The truth is, I'm basically perfect, but I'm working on accepting my flaws."

"Time is just a construct to keep us from having fun all at once."

"Knowledge is power, but dancing is enlightenment."

"Education is important, but have you ever heard a really good song?"

"Change is just life telling you it's time to put on a new pair of underwear."

"I'm brave because I have nothing to lose and everything to sing about."

"Every day I wake up and choose chaos, and honestly, it's working out great."

"Family is messy, chaotic, and absolutely worth it."

"You're my best friend, and I mean that in the most romantic way possible."

"The key to success is having a really good playlist and comfortable shoes."

"I don't need therapy, I have wine and burger grease."

"Love is like a beautiful nightmare that you never want to wake up from."

"Life is a sexy little dance, and I'm always ready to shimmy."

"I'm like a human golden retriever. I'm loyal, I'm enthusiastic, and I shed everywhere."

"Solitude is where I become stronger."

"Every relationship I have is a means to an end."

"I inspire myself daily with thoughts of dominion."

"Health is just the body's way of working longer."