Bob's Burgers

"I'm not competitive - I'm just better than everyone else."

"My legacy will be written in dollar signs."

"Freedom is doing whatever you want without consequences."

"Beauty is currency, and I'm rich with it."

"I've stepped on everyone to get here, and I'll step on more."

"The best deals are made in private, away from judges and lawyers."

"Love makes you stupid. I prefer profit."

"Failure isn't an option because I don't recognize it as real."

"Every person has a price. I just find it faster than most."

"Loyalty? That's a myth invented by the weak."

"I control my destiny through sheer willpower and spite."

"The strong survive, the weak become employees."

"Sentimentality is a disease that destroys empires."

"I've sacrificed everything for this restaurant, and I'd do it again."

"You want to know the secret to life? Leverage."

"My competitors are just practice for bigger fights."

"I didn't become successful by being a nice guy."

"The customer is always right - until they cross me."

"Solitude is where I plot my next move."

"Relationships are just business transactions with people you tolerate."

"Inspiration? I inspire myself by looking at my bank account."

"Motivation comes from spite and ambition."

"War and business are the same thing."

"Politics? I just buy whoever I need to buy."

"Literature bores me unless it's about business tycoons."

"Philosophy is useless when there's money to make."

"History shows the strong always win."

"Technology is a tool for dominance."

"Imagination is how I visualize my next conquest."

"Adventure? I get my thrills from crushing competitors."