Bob's Burgers

"A good friend is someone who sticks with you through thick and thin."

"I've never been one to give up, no matter how tough things get."

"The key to happiness is appreciating what you have right now."

"Knowledge is just knowing a lot of stuff, but wisdom is knowing what to do with it."

"Every day is a chance to be better than you were yesterday."

"I believe in doing the right thing, even when nobody's watching."

"Life's too short to waste time on things that don't matter."

"You can't control everything, but you can control how you react to it."

"I've learned that the best things in life are simple - like a good meal with family."

"Sometimes you gotta take things one day at a time, one burger at a time."

"You know what? I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy my burger in peace."

"I'm gonna go get some wine in a box and think about my life choices."

"I turned my ambitions into my address."

"If it's not the best, why would I want it?"

"Doubt is for the mediocre; I deal in certainty."

"I'm living proof that hard work and ego get results."

"Victory is the only option I consider."

"I believe in myself because nobody else has to."

"My worst day is better than most people's best day."

"I didn't invent the restaurant business; I perfected it."

"Every setback is just setup for my comeback."

"I'm not arrogant; I'm just better and I know it."

"Suffering builds character, but winning builds fortunes."

"I make my own rules and my own destiny."

"The world bows to confidence and cologne."

"I don't have regrets; I have victories."

"Respect is earned through dominance."

"I'm the guy people talk about when they want to know how it's done."

"Humility is a waste of perfectly good arrogance."

"Smart money knows where to find me."