Bob's Burgers

TV Show · 7 characters · 2711 quotes

Quotes from Bob's Burgers

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"Adventure is buying a new suit and crushing someone new."
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"Hope is for suckers who can't make it on their own."
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"Solitude is where I plot my next great conquest."
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"Relationships are just networking opportunities with feelings."
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"Inspiration strikes when you see someone else's failure."
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"Death? Nobody thinks about that when they're living large."
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"Peace of mind comes from crushing your competition."
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"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford."
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"Patience is for people who aren't good enough to rush."
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"Justice is whatever benefits me most."
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"Creativity is making money in new and exciting ways."
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"I don't do gratitude; I accept what I deserve."
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"Power is the only thing worth wanting."
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"Strength is knowing when to push someone out of your way."
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"I find humor in my own superiority."
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"Dreams are for people who can't make it in reality."
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"Work like your life depends on it, because it does."
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"A real leader doesn't ask permission; he takes what he wants."
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"Faith? I have faith in myself and my bank account."
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"Music is nice background noise while you're counting your earnings."
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"Science tells you things work; I make things work through willpower."
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"Art? Sure, if it sells. Otherwise, it's just decoration."
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"There's no place like a successful restaurant that's better than your rival's."
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"Freedom means doing exactly what I want, when I want."
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"I built my empire on courage, determination, and spite."
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"Beauty fades, but a good profit margin lasts forever."
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"Time is money, and I'm always cashing in."
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"Education is nice, but business school is where you learn real knowledge."
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"The key to happiness is knowing you're better than everyone else."
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"Hard work never killed anybody, but it sure makes you rich."
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