Bob's Burgers

"Change is for people who can't stay on top."

"I don't have time for friendship when there's money to be made."

"Fear is just weakness leaving the body through expensive cologne."

"The truth is, I'm too good for this neighborhood."

"You want respect? Earn it like I did."

"Romance is dead, and I killed it with my ambition."

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do to survive in this business."

"Money talks, and mine's got plenty to say."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice to people."

"Life is about showing up and proving yourself, day after day."

"You think you're better than me? I've got a restaurant too, pal."