BoJack Horseman

TV Show · 10 characters · 4491 quotes

Quotes from BoJack Horseman

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"Happiness is just about doing what makes you feel alive."
Todd Chavez Happiness
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"I've learned that people are basically good, deep down."
Todd Chavez Wisdom
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"You gotta stay positive and keep moving forward."
Todd Chavez Hope
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"I think the real treasure is the friends we make along the way."
Todd Chavez Friendship
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"Life is about the journey, not the destination, man."
Todd Chavez Life
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"Sometimes you just gotta believe in yourself, you know?"
Todd Chavez Courage
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"I'm Todd Chavez, and I'm kind of a big deal now."
Todd Chavez Success
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"Solitude is the only time you're not pretending."
Herb Kazzaz Solitude
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"Relationships are just practice for being disappointed repeatedly."
Herb Kazzaz Relationships
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"Inspiration is rare and usually borrowed from someone else."
Herb Kazzaz Inspiration
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"Motivation is what you fake when you need a job."
Herb Kazzaz Motivation
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"War is peace with better weapons."
Herb Kazzaz War
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"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."
Herb Kazzaz Politics
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"Literature is pretentious entertainment for educated people."
Herb Kazzaz Literature
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"Philosophy is just overthinking with a fancy degree."
Herb Kazzaz Philosophy
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"History repeats itself because people never learn anything."
Herb Kazzaz History
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"Technology is a gift that's slowly replacing human interaction."
Herb Kazzaz Technology
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"Imagination is what childhood was for before the world crushed it."
Herb Kazzaz Imagination
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"Adventure is what you call it when you get lost with money."
Herb Kazzaz Adventure
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"Health is something you take for granted until you lose it."
Herb Kazzaz Health
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"Money is temporary but debt is forever."
Herb Kazzaz Money
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"Power without money is just delusion."
Herb Kazzaz Power
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"Fear keeps you alive, or at least keeps you paranoid."
Herb Kazzaz Fear
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"True strength is knowing when to cry and doing it alone."
Herb Kazzaz Strength
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"Kindness is wasted on most people anyway."
Herb Kazzaz Kindness
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"Patience is for people waiting for good things that will never come."
Herb Kazzaz Patience
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"Justice is a performance for the people watching."
Herb Kazzaz Justice
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"Creativity dies the moment you have to explain it to a network executive."
Herb Kazzaz Creativity
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"Gratitude is great until you remember all the people who screwed you."
Herb Kazzaz Gratitude
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"Perseverance is just refusing to accept failure."
Herb Kazzaz Perseverance