BoJack Horseman

"Death is the ultimate cancellation."

"Beauty is skin deep, and I've got skin deep down to my core."

"Dreams die when you wake up, which is why I sleep as much as possible."

"Work is just a slow death with paychecks."

"A leader is someone people follow because they're too afraid not to."

"Faith is believing things will work out when clearly they won't."

"Music is just noise that makes you feel something."

"Science can't explain why I'm still relevant."

"Art is what you call something when you can't explain it."

"I'd rather be in an air-conditioned studio than commune with nature."

"Peace is what you get when you stop caring about everything."

"Freedom is just having enough money to ignore your problems."

"Truth is subjective, especially on camera."

"Time flies when you're having fun and drags when you're not."

"Knowledge is useful only if you can monetize it."

"School taught me nothing I've ever used, except how to fake sick."

"Change is the only constant, which is why I resist it constantly."

"Courage is often just stupidity with good timing."

"Hope is what kills you slower than despair."

"Parents are the original bullies—they have all the power."

"Friends are just family you haven't written out of your will yet."

"Success without someone to envy you for it is just wealth."

"Happiness is temporary and overrated anyway."

"Wisdom is just mistakes you've made so many times they feel intentional."

"Love at first sight is just lust before reality sets in."

"The key to a good life is low expectations and high alcohol tolerance."

"Solitude is the only honest company I've ever kept."

"Relationships are just two people agreeing to disappoint each other."

"Inspiration is what strikes people who don't need to work for a living."

"Motivation is temporary, just like my marriages."