BoJack Horseman
Quotes from BoJack Horseman
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"Death is the ultimate cancellation."Herb Kazzaz Death
"Beauty is skin deep, and I've got skin deep down to my core."Herb Kazzaz Beauty
"Dreams die when you wake up, which is why I sleep as much as possible."Herb Kazzaz Dreams
"Work is just a slow death with paychecks."Herb Kazzaz Work
"A leader is someone people follow because they're too afraid not to."Herb Kazzaz Leadership
"Faith is believing things will work out when clearly they won't."Herb Kazzaz Faith
"Music is just noise that makes you feel something."Herb Kazzaz Music
"Science can't explain why I'm still relevant."Herb Kazzaz Science
"Art is what you call something when you can't explain it."Herb Kazzaz Art
"I'd rather be in an air-conditioned studio than commune with nature."Herb Kazzaz Nature
"Peace is what you get when you stop caring about everything."Herb Kazzaz Peace
"Freedom is just having enough money to ignore your problems."Herb Kazzaz Freedom
"Truth is subjective, especially on camera."Herb Kazzaz Truth
"Time flies when you're having fun and drags when you're not."Herb Kazzaz Time
"Knowledge is useful only if you can monetize it."Herb Kazzaz Knowledge
"School taught me nothing I've ever used, except how to fake sick."Herb Kazzaz Education
"Change is the only constant, which is why I resist it constantly."Herb Kazzaz Change
"Courage is often just stupidity with good timing."Herb Kazzaz Courage
"Hope is what kills you slower than despair."Herb Kazzaz Hope
"Parents are the original bullies—they have all the power."Herb Kazzaz Family
"Friends are just family you haven't written out of your will yet."Herb Kazzaz Friendship
"Success without someone to envy you for it is just wealth."Herb Kazzaz Success
"Happiness is temporary and overrated anyway."Herb Kazzaz Happiness
"Wisdom is just mistakes you've made so many times they feel intentional."Herb Kazzaz Wisdom
"Love at first sight is just lust before reality sets in."Herb Kazzaz Love
"The key to a good life is low expectations and high alcohol tolerance."Herb Kazzaz Life
"Solitude is the only honest company I've ever kept."Herb Kazzaz Solitude
"Relationships are just two people agreeing to disappoint each other."Herb Kazzaz Relationships
"Inspiration is what strikes people who don't need to work for a living."Herb Kazzaz Inspiration
"Motivation is temporary, just like my marriages."Herb Kazzaz Motivation