BoJack Horseman

"Freedom means being free to disappoint yourself however you want."

"Hope is just disappointment in a fancy dress."

"Knowledge is power, and power gets you a better table at Spago."

"Time is a flat circle, and it keeps running backwards on my career."

"Education is great if you want to be bored for sixteen years."

"Change is inevitable, which is why I always wear a toupee."

"Courage is overrated. Cowardice works just fine if you're sneaky enough."

"The truth is, most people are just making it up as they go along."

"Family? That's just people you're stuck with forever whether you like them or not."

"I learned that success is 10% inspiration and 90% being in the right place at the right time."

"Love is a beautiful thing, as long as you don't actually have to see the person every day."

"The secret to happiness is never expecting anything from anyone."

"Friendship is just another word for people who tolerate your existence."

"Life's a bitch, and then you die. But at least I got my name in the credits."

"You know what the problem is? Nobody remembers the funny guy. They remember the handsome guy."

"I was on TV, baby! That's what matters in this world."

"I think life is about finding meaning in the small moments."

"You can't change the world, but you can change yourself."

"I believe that everyone deserves to be heard."

"Some things are worth the pain and struggle."

"I think we underestimate how much our choices matter."

"You have to be willing to fight for what you believe in."

"I've learned that the people worth keeping are the ones who stay."

"The truth is, we're all just doing the best we can."

"I think the greatest gift you can give someone is honesty."

"You can't control how your story ends, only how you live it."

"I believe in the importance of being true to yourself."

"Some people are just going to disappoint you, and you have to accept that."

"I think we all have the power to change our own narrative."

"You have to be willing to be seen, really seen."