BoJack Horseman

"Change is inevitable. My job is to make sure my clients profit from it."

"Friendship is valuable, but only if it's mutually beneficial."

"I believe in working hard, playing harder, and always having a backup plan."

"In this business, your reputation is everything. Guard it like it's your last client."

"You can't have it all, but you can definitely try to negotiate for most of it."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations and raising your hourly rate."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice. I got here by being necessary."

"A good agent knows that love is just another transaction waiting to happen."

"Life is like managing a difficult client - it requires patience, persistence, and knowing when to cut your losses."

"Sometimes you have to fake it till you make it, and sometimes you have to make it till you fake it better."

"I'm not just a yes-woman. I'm a strategic yes-woman."

"You know what they say - it's not about the destination, it's about the friends you make along the way. And the money. It's definitely about the money."

"Sometimes I do business in solitude."

"Business relationships are the best relationships."

"I'm inspired to do more business."

"Philosophy asks 'why business' and I answer 'yes'."

"Business history shows business wins."

"Technology is the future of business."

"Imagine the business you could do."

"Business adventures excite my business soul."

"Healthy body does healthy business."

"I count my money from business."

"Power flows from good business sense."

"No fear in business, only profit."

"My strength is in my business arms."

"I'm kind to all business partners."

"Patient men do patient business."

"Fair business is just business."

"I create new business opportunities constantly."

"Grateful for every business opportunity given."