BoJack Horseman

"Leadership means making decisions others won't, then taking credit for the good ones."

"Politics is just business with better suits and worse people."

"I've learned that the best inspiration comes from being desperate and having rent due."

"Creativity is wonderful until it costs me money. Then it needs parameters."

"Health is wealth, so I invest heavily in both. Usually the latter."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely rent it for the evening."

"Justice is what you can afford to buy. Everything else is just hope."

"Music, art, literature - they're all just commodities waiting to be monetized."

"I don't believe in taking risks - I believe in calculated gambles with favorable odds."

"The most important thing in any relationship is knowing your leverage."

"I've learned more about human nature from negotiating contracts than from any book."

"Adventure is just chaos with better marketing."

"In this industry, you learn quickly that everyone's replaceable. Except me."

"Beauty fades, but a good agent relationship is forever. Ideally."

"I believe in being prepared for every scenario. That's why I always have three exit strategies."

"Dreams are great, but only if they come with a development deal."

"Education taught me how to think. Experience taught me how to charge for thinking."

"Fear is just your brain telling you something matters. I channel that into productivity."

"Strength isn't about physical prowess - it's about knowing your worth and demanding it."

"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford, but I can fake it convincingly for a percentage."

"I don't do patience. I do results."

"You want to know the secret to power? It's knowing what everyone else wants more than they do."

"Hope is what keeps you going when everything else falls apart. That, and decent health insurance."

"Family is complicated, which is why I prefer to keep mine at arm's length and contractually binding."

"I've built my career on one simple principle: always be closing."

"Courage isn't about being fearless - it's about being terrified and doing it anyway, then charging a commission."

"The secret to success is showing up early and leaving late, preferably with a check."

"Time is money, and I don't have time for time-wasters."

"I've learned that the best deals are made over drinks, and the best drinks are free."

"Every setback is just a setup for a comeback. Usually a very expensive one."