Community

"I'm a woman of faith, and I'm not ashamed of it."

"You can't just give up on people."

"I don't do drama. Well, I do drama, but not the bad kind."

"Girl, you need to get your priorities straight."

"I'm not going to apologize for being fabulous."

"That's the kind of friendship that only exists in television."

"I'm going to go have an existential moment about TV shows."

"Pop culture is the lens through which I see everything."

"I need a season finale moment."

"That's not how character development works."

"I understand the world through television and film."

"This is my origin story."

"I'm very good at pretending to be other people."

"Everything makes more sense when you view it as a narrative."

"I need to process this through my media database."

"This is basically a crossover episode."

"Pop culture is the only thing I'm actually good at."

"I'm going to go be alone with my thoughts and my television."

"That's the most realistic portrayal of human behavior I've seen."

"I understand intimacy through film references."

"You're all characters in a show I'm watching."

"I need a narrative arc that makes sense."

"I'm very smart about pop culture but very stupid about life."

"This moment needs a musical number."

"I catalogue human behavior like it's television."

"Everything is better when it's a TV show."

"I'm going to go have feelings about this."

"That's an interesting narrative choice on your part."

"I need to go recontextualize this in my mind."

"Pop culture is my native language."