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"I'm incapable of being genuine without a reference point."

"This is definitely going to be a bottle episode."

"I understand people through the lens of television."

"My apartment is basically a museum of pop culture."

"I'm going to be like Han Solo - cool and detached."

"You can't just have a conversation without subtext."

"I'm going to need that for my emotional reference library."

"This timeline is more interesting than the other one."

"I process emotions through narrative structure."

"The world is basically a TV show."

"I'm not crazy, I'm just very into shows and movies."

"Sometimes the best way to understand something is to emulate it."

"I'm just a guy who loves pop culture and understands it deeply."

"I need to go have a character arc."

"Pop culture is the language of our generation."

"I understand human behavior better through TV shows than actual humans."

"That's the thing about being creative - it's isolating."

"I'm going to solve this crime... in my mind."

"Being mature means accepting that most things aren't going to be good."

"I'm fluent in movie dialogue."

"This is a bottle episode."

"I catalogue my feelings in a database."

"You're my best friends and I don't say things like that."

"I think I'm getting better at human interaction."

"Pop culture is not something to be ashamed of."

"I'm going to go have a redemption arc now."

"I don't need hope—I have spite and that's gotten me this far."

"The secret to life is pretending you know what you're doing."

"I've never been wrong, I've just been premature with my opinions."

"Solitude is just loneliness with better ambiance."