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"Every conversation is a pitch for a sitcom."

"I don't have a problem, I have an aesthetic."

"Friendship is the ultimate genre."

"I understand myself best through movie references."

"Television is the closest we get to collective truth."

"I'm too old for this and I'm 22."

"Community means something different to each person here."

"I see patterns everywhere because there are patterns everywhere."

"The paintbrush is mightier than the sword."

"I'm literally a supporting character, but I accept that."

"Redemption arcs are real because they feel real."

"Everyone's the protagonist of their own story."

"I believe in the power of a good tonal shift."

"Shippings are how we understand relationships."

"You're all canon to me."

"I'm studying human behavior through television."

"That's the kind of thing a villain would say."

"I thrive on subtext and symbolism."

"Life is a series of narrative arcs."

"You're experiencing what's known as character development."

"I need to make a documentary about this moment."

"Everything is a meta-reference to something else."

"I'm not sleeping, I'm processing."

"Cool. Cool cool cool."

"I don't understand the question but the answer is no."

"Narrative structure means everything to me."

"I'm not crazy, I'm just a student of film."

"When life imitates art, sometimes art needs to change."

"I've catalogued every show and movie reference."

"I speak fluent movie, TV, and pop culture."