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Quotes from Community

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"Trust is earned through dominance and fear."
Senor Chang Leadership
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"I didn't choose this life, this life chose me."
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"Your incompetence is almost impressive."
Senor Chang Humor
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"I am fluent in six languages, none of which will help you."
Senor Chang Knowledge
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"Solitude is where geniuses think. You think in groups."
Senor Chang Solitude
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"Relationships are the source of all human suffering."
Senor Chang Relationships
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"Inspiration strikes those who actually work for it."
Senor Chang Inspiration
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"Motivation is temporary, like most of your relationships."
Senor Chang Motivation
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"War is the ultimate expression of human failure."
Senor Chang War
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"Politics is a game for people with no morals."
Senor Chang Politics
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"Literature is dead, just like your dreams."
Senor Chang Literature
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"Philosophy is just thinking out loud for smart people."
Senor Chang Philosophy
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"History repeats itself because no one learns from it."
Senor Chang History
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"Technology is making us all stupider."
Senor Chang Technology
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"Imagination is the opiate of the masses."
Senor Chang Imagination
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"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seize it."
Senor Chang Adventure
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"Health is wealth, which means you're all bankrupt."
Senor Chang Health
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy respect."
Senor Chang Money
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"Fear is the only honest emotion."
Senor Chang Fear
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"Kindness is weakness. Strength is everything."
Senor Chang Strength
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"Patience is a virtue I don't have, and neither should you."
Senor Chang Patience
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"I'm not angry, I'm just profoundly disappointed in humanity."
Senor Chang Philosophy
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"Time waits for no man, especially not you losers."
Senor Chang Time
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"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."
Senor Chang Beauty
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"Dreams are for people without plans. I have plans."
Senor Chang Dreams
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"I once taught a class on human behavior. I failed everyone."
Senor Chang Knowledge
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"Your ignorance is only surpassed by your arrogance."
Senor Chang Truth
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"I am a god of war and vengeance."
Senor Chang War
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"Friendship is earned, not given. And you haven't earned anything."
Senor Chang Friendship
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"The pen is mightier than the sword, but I prefer both."
Senor Chang Power