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Quotes from Community

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"I don't forgive, I just forget eventually."
Senor Chang
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"Your attempts at humor are crimes against comedy."
Senor Chang Humor
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"I have forgotten more than you will ever know."
Senor Chang Knowledge
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"Silence is golden, but your silence would be platinum."
Senor Chang Wisdom
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"Your questions are dumber than your answers."
Senor Chang Wisdom
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"I am above your petty morality."
Senor Chang
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"Culture is wasted on people like you."
Senor Chang
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"Loyalty is a myth told by the weak to the weak."
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"Responsibility is something I delegate to others."
Senor Chang
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"I once considered taking my own life. Then I realized it would be too much like helping you."
Senor Chang Humor
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"You're all living proof that evolution can go backwards."
Senor Chang Humor
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"Excellence is not a destination, it's my minimum standard."
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"I've made mistakes, but admitting them isn't one of them."
Senor Chang Truth
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"Your potential is wasted on your mediocrity."
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"I am the master of this classroom and your destinies."
Senor Chang Leadership
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"Faith in what? Not in you, that's for sure."
Senor Chang Faith
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"Music is the universal language of emotion and superiority."
Senor Chang Music
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"Science proves what I already knew."
Senor Chang Science
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"Art is subjective, but so is my grading."
Senor Chang Art
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"Nature is beautiful when it's not in your backyard."
Senor Chang Nature
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"Peace is boring. Conflict is interesting."
Senor Chang Peace
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"Hope is what fools feel before disappointment."
Senor Chang Hope
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"Death is just another word for 'your life is over.'"
Senor Chang Death
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"Your potential is inversely proportional to your awareness."
Senor Chang
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"I have studied the great teachers. Now I am one."
Senor Chang Wisdom
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"Justice is served to the strong by the weak."
Senor Chang Justice
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"Creativity requires a mind greater than yours."
Senor Chang Creativity
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"Gratitude is showing respect to your superiors."
Senor Chang Gratitude
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"Perseverance is for people without options."
Senor Chang Perseverance
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"Work hard, or work hard at pretending to work hard."
Senor Chang Work