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"I don't forgive, I just forget eventually."

"Your attempts at humor are crimes against comedy."

"I have forgotten more than you will ever know."

"Silence is golden, but your silence would be platinum."

"Your questions are dumber than your answers."

"I am above your petty morality."

"Culture is wasted on people like you."

"Loyalty is a myth told by the weak to the weak."

"Responsibility is something I delegate to others."

"I once considered taking my own life. Then I realized it would be too much like helping you."

"You're all living proof that evolution can go backwards."

"Excellence is not a destination, it's my minimum standard."

"I've made mistakes, but admitting them isn't one of them."

"Your potential is wasted on your mediocrity."

"I am the master of this classroom and your destinies."

"Faith in what? Not in you, that's for sure."

"Music is the universal language of emotion and superiority."

"Science proves what I already knew."

"Art is subjective, but so is my grading."

"Nature is beautiful when it's not in your backyard."

"Peace is boring. Conflict is interesting."

"Hope is what fools feel before disappointment."

"Death is just another word for 'your life is over.'"

"Your potential is inversely proportional to your awareness."

"I have studied the great teachers. Now I am one."

"Justice is served to the strong by the weak."

"Creativity requires a mind greater than yours."

"Gratitude is showing respect to your superiors."

"Perseverance is for people without options."

"Work hard, or work hard at pretending to work hard."