Daria

"I'd rather be myself than try to be someone I'm not."

"Sometimes the dumbest questions lead to smart answers."

"Real friends don't judge you for who you are."

"Life is too short to wear boring clothes."

"I may not understand everything, but I understand people."

"Being popular isn't about being mean, it's about being fabulous."

"Sometimes you just have to, like, let people be who they are."

"Fashion is like, a really important form of expression."

"I'm not dumb, I just don't apply myself."

"Oh my God, like, whatever."

"Most people are fundamentally unreliable, which is why I prefer books to people."

"Expectations are just organized disappointments."

"I would rather be alone than surrounded by the wrong people."

"The silver lining to disappointment is that at least you're rarely surprised."

"I don't have a negative view of life. I have an accurate one."

"Being realistic isn't pessimism. It's just accurate observation."

"The human species is basically a failed experiment."

"I could express my feelings, but why bother when everyone will disappoint me anyway."

"Future is just the present that hasn't disappointed us yet."

"Most people confuse loudness with intelligence."

"I find the concept of small talk a special kind of torture."

"Life is disappointing by design."

"My complete lack of enthusiasm is often mistaken for a character flaw."

"I would say people are stupid, but that would be insulting to stupid people."

"Perfection is just the lowest standard of mediocrity."

"I find the need to be liked psychologically exhausting."

"The concept of dating is an exercise in mutual humiliation."

"Most people are basically children in adult bodies."

"I'm not cold. I'm just selectively warm."

"The good news is, once you've hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but up."