Daria

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans, which is depressing."

"Being yourself is overrated. Most people aren't very good at it."

"I find the concept of popularity intellectually insulting."

"Fashion sense requires energy I could better use for avoiding people."

"School is just practice for the real disappointments of adulthood."

"I prefer my solitude to your company, which I'm sure comes as no surprise."

"Normal is just a setting on the washing machine."

"Ambition is just greed with better marketing."

"I would rather die than participate in a group activity."

"The human condition is basically a series of small humiliations."

"I'm not pessimistic. I'm just realistic about the inevitable disappointment."

"Death is the only honest ending to any story."

"Nature is beautiful in its complete indifference to our suffering."

"I find the concept of enthusiasm rather suspect."

"Justice is a concept invented by people with the power to enforce it."

"Gratitude is something people express when they want something."

"Perseverance is just prolonging the inevitable."

"Relationships are exhausting and ultimately futile."

"Inspiration is just procrastination in a better mood."

"Motivation is a myth created to make you work harder for someone else's goal."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails to bore everyone equally."

"Politics is theater for people who should know better."

"Literature is just someone else's thoughts, which is why it's usually mediocre."

"Science is the best tool for proving what we already know is stupid."

"Art is just expensive clutter with a pretentious explanation."

"Humor is my way of expressing my disdain for everything."

"Dreams are what happen when your brain gets bored."

"Work is what you do to avoid living."

"Leadership is just having the bad luck to know what you're doing."

"Faith is believing in something despite all evidence to the contrary."