Daria

"Music is just organized noise that people pretend to like."

"History repeats itself, which proves people never learn anything."

"Technology is just a tool for making stupid people more efficient."

"Imagination is wasted on the young."

"Adventure is just trouble that's already happened somewhere else."

"Health is a state of complete physical, mental, and social indifference."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy the means to ignore unhappiness."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. It's really quite efficient."

"Fear is the body's way of telling you that you're about to do something stupid."

"Strength is knowing when to give up."

"Kindness is just manipulation with better intentions."

"Patience is a virtue I simply cannot afford."

"I'm not being difficult. I'm being realistic."

"Most people's dreams are just delusions with better PR."

"The pursuit of happiness is exhausting."

"Courage is just fear in a better suit."

"I prefer to remain neutral. Involvement is messy."

"Beauty is skin deep, but stupidity goes all the way to the bone."

"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once, which is unfortunate."

"I'm not conceited. I'm just aware of my limitations."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to perpetuate the species."

"Knowledge is power, and I'm going to need a lot of it to survive this."

"Family is like a gift you didn't ask for and can't return."

"The reason I don't go to parties is because I'd rather not pretend to enjoy myself."

"Success is typically defined by people who've already succeeded."

"I'm not being moody. This is just my face."

"Hope is just denial with better marketing."

"People are generally idiotic, with few exceptions."

"Friendship is a lot of work."

"I've decided to dedicate my life to the principle of minimal effort."