Daria

"I don't have time to worry about unpopular people."

"Life's about enjoying the moment."

"People respect you when you're on top."

"I've never really had to work hard at anything."

"You kind of have to play the game to be part of the game."

"Brittany's pretty cool, even if she doesn't always get things."

"My dad says success is about confidence and looking the part."

"School's cool, but football is cooler."

"I don't really think about things that much."

"Being popular means you have to maintain a certain standard."

"Football isn't just a game, it's a way of life."

"I'm Kevin Thompson. You probably know me as the quarterback."

"I'm not afraid of death. Life is worse."

"Drawing is cheaper than bail."

"The only constant in life is my hatred of change."

"I don't fit in anywhere, and I've made peace with that."

"Sarcasm is my first language. Everything else is a dialect."

"I'd survive the apocalypse. Everyone else wouldn't stand a chance."

"The problem with people is that they exist."

"Art is my therapy. Which means I probably need actual therapy."

"Daria gets me. Everyone else is background noise."

"I'm not antisocial, I'm just pro-peace and quiet."

"Popular is just another word for tolerable."

"The only good thing about being a teenager is the angst."

"Intelligence is a curse disguised as a gift."

"Talent is wasted on people who have to work for a living."

"I'd rather be thought of as weird than ordinary."

"Daria's the only person worth knowing in this school."

"I'm not cynical, I'm just well-informed."

"The universe is meaningless, which is kind of freeing."