Daria

"Fashion crimes should be punishable by death."

"School is a holding pattern for people waiting to be relevant."

"I draw to quiet the voices in my head."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my eyes see mediocrity."

"Life would be better if everyone just left me alone."

"The truth is overrated. Sarcasm is underrated."

"Society requires conformity, which is why I reject society."

"Creativity is what happens when boredom reaches critical mass."

"I'm not lazy, I'm energy-efficient."

"Happiness is just the period between disappointments."

"I'd rather be miserable alone than happy with people."

"The worst punishment is being forced to care."

"Daria and I don't fit in, but at least we're superior."

"I'm allergic to earnestness."

"Hope is just disappointment delayed."

"Work is what people do to avoid living."

"Leadership is the burden of the incompetent."

"Faith is for people who don't want to think."

"Science is just organized curiosity."

"Nature is what happens when nobody's watching."

"Peace is boring. Conflict has more personality."

"Justice is a concept invented by people who lost."

"Imagination is the only escape route from reality."

"Adventure is just trouble with better marketing."

"Health is something overweight people obsess about."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."

"Gratitude is something I'm not naturally inclined toward."

"Kindness is just weakness disguised as virtue."

"Strength is knowing when to walk away."

"Solitude is underrated and misunderstood."