Daria

"The only thing I believe in is my art and sleeping until noon."

"Fashion is just a conspiracy to make us feel bad about ourselves."

"I don't believe in happy endings. I believe in endings."

"Friendship is like a jar of pickles. Once you open it, things get weird."

"I'm drawing this to express my inner turmoil, not to win a popularity contest."

"The key to life is finding something you hate slightly less than everything else."

"School is where they keep all the crazy people."

"I don't do relationships. They require too much honesty and effort."

"Conformity is the refuge of the unimaginative."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about... wait, that's not right."

"I'm not anti-social, I'm just selective about who I waste my time on."

"Life is short. Make fun of people while you still can."

"Normal is a setting on the washing machine."

"Fashion is a weapon. Use it wisely."

"Art class is just an excuse for me to sit around and not participate."

"I'd rather die than be seen in public with you."

"Everybody is stupid except me."

"Sometimes the bravest thing is asking for help."

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

"The future belongs to those who believe in it."

"Your story matters, tell it loud and proud."

"Life is too short for grudges."

"I choose to see the best in people."

"Every setback is a setup for a comeback."

"Power used kindly is the truest power."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

"Imagination is the birthplace of innovation."

"Life's greatest adventures are the ones you create."

"Your health is your wealth."

"Money is a means to an end, not the end itself."