Daria

"Relationships are just another word for complications."

"Inspiration usually comes at the worst possible times."

"Motivation is for people without talent."

"Politics is a waste of time and oxygen."

"Literature is the only thing worth reading."

"Philosophy is for people with too much time on their hands."

"History repeats itself because people never learn."

"Technology is just making us more stupid faster."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy decent art supplies."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power is kind of neat."

"I'm not afraid of anything. Fear requires caring."

"Courage is just stupidity on a grander scale."

"I draw because it's cheaper than therapy."

"Music is the only thing that makes sense in this senseless world."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Beauty is overrated. Talent is overrated. Everything is overrated."

"I'm not unfriendly, I'm just selectively social."

"Dreams are what happen when your brain gives up."

"Time is just a social construct designed to keep us on schedule."

"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts, so I prefer ignorance."

"I don't do inspirational speeches. They make me nauseous."

"Art is the only honest thing in this dishonest world."

"Family is just people you're stuck with."

"I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm."

"The purpose of life is to avoid boredom at all costs."

"Success means different things to different people. To me, it means avoiding people."

"Love is just a chemical imbalance in the brain."

"Change is the only constant, which is why I resist it."

"I'm not being cynical, I'm being realistic."

"People are inherently stupid. It's just a matter of degrees."