Daria

"I'm not just a pretty face, I actually have a brain. It's just... less developed than some people's."

"Solitude would be boring without a mirror."

"Relationships are great when you're popular."

"I inspire people just by being around."

"Motivation is just natural for talented people."

"War is interesting, I guess."

"Politics is whatever makes me look good."

"Books are overrated compared to sports."

"Philosophical questions aren't really my thing."

"History will remember me as the best."

"Technology helps me look even better."

"Imagination is cool for nerds, I guess."

"Adventure happens wherever I go."

"Health is my natural state."

"Money is cool, but my face is currency."

"Power is just being naturally dominant."

"Fear doesn't exist in my vocabulary."

"I'm strong in every way that matters."

"Kindness is easy when everyone loves you."

"Patience isn't my strong suit, but I win anyway."

"Justice is when things go my way."

"Creative people are cool, but I'm cooler."

"Gratitude comes easily when you're this lucky."

"I persist naturally without even trying."

"Death is way too serious for me."

"Beauty is skin-deep, and I'm deep."

"I try to be funny, but I'm naturally that way."

"My dreams are basically reality."

"Work is for people without my talent."

"Leaders lead because they're like me."