Daria

"Adventure is whatever I decide to do."

"Health means staying fit, which I am."

"Money is cool, but I look better anyway."

"Power is just being naturally dominant."

"Fear isn't something that affects me."

"Strength? I've got plenty of it."

"Kindness is something I do by existing."

"Patience is for people waiting to be like me."

"Justice? I'm always right, so that works out."

"Creativity is figuring out new ways to be cool."

"I'm grateful for how awesome I am."

"Perseverance? I just win naturally."

"Death is like, so not something I think about."

"Beauty is something I look at in the mirror."

"I find humor in basically everything I do."

"Dreams are usually about me being awesome."

"Work is what other people do."

"Leadership is when everyone does what you want."

"Faith? I have faith in myself."

"Music is whatever is popular right now."

"Science is just complicated stuff."

"Art is cool, but football is cooler."

"Nature? Isn't that what's outside the football field?"

"Peace is what I feel after winning."

"Freedom means not having to care about anything serious."

"Truth is, life is pretty easy when you're popular."

"I live in the moment. The moment where I'm winning."

"Knowledge is overrated when you look like this."

"Change? Why would I change when I'm already perfect?"

"I don't need courage when I've got these muscles."