Daria

"Faith is just believing in myself, which is easy."

"My kind of music is the sound of victory."

"Science explains why I'm so awesome."

"Art is cool, but have you seen me play?"

"Nature is what I see from the football stadium."

"I create my own peace by being dominant."

"Freedom means not having to try hard."

"The truth is, I'm basically perfect."

"Time flies when you're having this much fun."

"Love works out pretty well for me."

"Real friends stick around because of me."

"The secret to happiness is accepting that I'm the best."

"Learning is unnecessary when you're naturally talented."

"Courage is what other people need."

"Hope is for people who aren't as cool as me."

"I don't need wisdom. I've got looks."

"Life is a game, and I'm winning."

"Why do homework when I can throw a football?"

"Being perfect is a full-time job, but I manage."

"Solitude is boring. I need an audience."

"Relationships are easy when you're popular."

"Inspiration? I inspire everyone just by existing."

"Motivation comes naturally when you're this good."

"War is like football, but with less running."

"Politics doesn't matter as much as football."

"Literature is reading, and reading is boring."

"Philosophy? That's thinking about stuff, right? Pass."

"History is just stuff that happened before I was awesome."

"Technology is cool if it makes me look better."

"Imagination is overrated when reality is this good."