Daria

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."

"I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of living."

"History repeats itself because people are idiots."

"Technology won't save us. Nothing will."

"Imagination is the only escape from reality."

"Adventure is just another word for being lost."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy art supplies."

"Power is an illusion. Everything is chaos."

"I'm not mean, I'm just honest. People confuse the two."

"Patience is just another word for procrastination."

"The world doesn't owe you anything, so why should you care?"

"I'd rather fail at something I believe in than succeed at something I don't."

"Beauty is pain. Literally, in most cases."

"I don't believe in hope. It's just delayed disappointment."

"The only thing worse than life is other people."

"Friendship is just another word for mutual survival."

"I'm not cynical, I'm realistic."

"Time is wasted on the living."

"Success is subjective, which means most people are failures by default."

"The truth is boring, but it's still the truth."

"I prefer my own company to most people's."

"Happiness is a myth sold by greeting card companies."

"People are like art supplies - some are useful, most are just clutter."

"I don't do optimism. It clashes with my wardrobe."

"Art is the only honest thing in this dishonest world."

"The world is full of idiots, and I'm just one of the few who admits it."

"Conformity breeds mediocrity."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."

"Intelligence is a curse, not a blessing."

"The only constant in life is change, and I'm not a fan."