Daria

"I'm grateful for very little, which makes me easy to please."

"Perseverance is just stubborness with a better reputation."

"Technology is great, as long as it doesn't require human interaction."

"History repeats itself because nobody was paying attention the first time."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"I'm not afraid of much, mostly because I don't believe in much."

"Kindness is just weakness that society has deemed acceptable."

"Patience is for people who don't have anything better to do."

"I try not to judge people. I just observe them critically."

"Work is a four-letter word."

"I have this theory that if we're willing to waste our time on stupid things, we're allowed to do smart things sometimes."

"Money is just a means to avoid dealing with people."

"I find that people are usually more complicated than they appear."

"The problem is that everyone thinks they're right."

"Authority is power with limits."

"I'm not insane, I'm just not well."

"People aren't really that bad once you get to know them. Actually, they're exactly as bad as you thought."

"I don't want to achieve anything. I just want to die before I get old."

"I try not to expect too much from life, that way I'm rarely disappointed."

"Trite expressions are trite for a reason."

"The key to a fulfilling life is low expectations."

"I would like to think that there's a point to all this suffering."

"If people want to believe I'm a cold, calculating robot, that's fine with me."

"Most people have a hard time being themselves. I'm no exception."

"I'm trying to raise my grades, which is a challenge considering I actually care about education."

"Conformity is the refuge of the unimaginative."

"I've decided to focus on what I can change: absolutely nothing."

"The only difference between me and my mom is that she gets paid."

"I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him."

"My name is Daria. I'm dead inside."